hospital humor

While cutting Jen open for her c section yesterday the doctors had some pretty good lines that they had probably used a million times over in that exact situation but, were none the less awsome. One of them turned to me and said "well, at least you can take comfort in they fact that we don't spank babies anymore."
"Really?"
"Yes, we actually just tell them what portion of the national debt is theirs and they just start crying on their own."
Then later, once the baby was out she started crying (she doesn't have that much money), he gave us another line. "Do you think that sounds like a cry you could get used to at 2 o'clock in the morning?"

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